day twenty six: 223

'create a mad libs-style story (remove nouns, adjectives, adverbs and other parts of speech and replace them with blank lines), and have a friend fill it in. bonus: illustrate the end result.

well, i wanted to do something some what valentine's day themed. so i decided on the mad lib and wrote a cute little love story with of course, snails as the main characters. i had my husband fill in the blanks. after you read these, fill them in yourself! (adjective, boy name, adjective, girl name, number, adjective, adjective, adjective, place, body part, action, emotion, adjective, color, body part, verb, place, food, length in time, exclamation, place, vacation spot, number, length in time, boy or girl, name).

let me tell you a love story. once upon a time there was a HARD snail named DEAN and a SHINY snail named RUBY. SIXTY EIGHT years ago DEAN came across RUBY in a DIRTY yard full of ROUND flowers and FLAT grass. DEAN was on his way to PITTSBURGH when his TOE suddenly JUMPED. he was overcome with ENTHUSIASM and he was sure he found the woman he was destined to share his life with. she gazed at him with TRANSPARENT PINK eyes and his CALF began to RUMBLE. DEAN asked RUBY out on a date and they went to CANADA to eat TRIPE. after a few NANO SECONDS DEAN asked RUBY to marry him, she said HURRAY! they were married in LAWRENCE KANSAS, honey mooned in RIO DE JANEIRO and returned home. ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN HOURS later they had a baby BOY snail named SAM and they lived happily ever after.

can you tell my husband is a 'supernatural' fan? sheesh. i called my mom and got her to join in too.

let me tell you a love story. once upon a time there was a BROWN snail named CONRAD and a SLIMY snail named LULUBELLE. EIGHT years ago, CONRAD came across LULUBELLE in a BONEY yard full of DUSTY flowers and COLD grass. CONRAD was on his way to HAWAII when his ELBOW suddenly RAN. he was overcome with FRIGHT and he was sure he found the woman he was destined to share his life with. she gazed at him with SPIKY PURPLE eyes and his EAR began to WALK. CONRAD asked LULUBELLE out on a date and they went to HAIRI to eat SPAGHETTI. after a few WEEKS, CONRAD asked LULUBELLE to marry him, she said HALLELUJAH! they were married in JAMAICA, honey mooned in LAS VEGAS and returned home. SEVENTY TWO DAYS later they had a baby BABY named SUSIE and they lived happily every after.

happy valentine's day!